Thursday, January 03, 2008
One of my fellow Newf-Listers posted her dogger's ten resolutions which prompted Orion to come up with a few of his own:
I will not lick people's faces right after cleaning my...oh, never mind, I broke that one this morning.
I will NOT chase kitties. I will NOT chase kitties. I will NO...Oh look! A KEEETTTTTTYYYYY!
I will not tear up Mom's magazines before she finishes reading them.
I will greet each of my people first thing in the morning when I get up. I had, up to this point, only greeted Mom and Dad. This very morning I opened the doors to the rooms of each of my kids and smooched them on the face. They all said their own versions of Happy New Year to me, and I liked it so much I shall continue on a daily basis. (Note from Mom, they screamed bloody murder as they were all still sleeping when he "greeted" them.)
I will sniff both ends of the kitty.
Orion Count Drulzelot
Posted by Orion Count Drulzelot at 9:23 AM